I know you are

...but what am I?

I am 7 years old, I just learned how to ride my tricycle, and my brother is a doo doo head.
I like horses.

Wanna see me put my feet behind my head?

September 18, 2014 1:20 am

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via damn-funny)

September 15, 2014 9:56 pm

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via canadumb)

September 14, 2014 1:29 pm

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

(via vexedvagabond)

September 11, 2014 10:08 pm

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

(via damn-funny)

September 10, 2014 11:34 pm

perchu:

reblog if your in the Caliban fandom

September 7, 2014 6:43 pm

(Source: ghostkid, via grawly)

September 4, 2014 10:47 am

xekstrin:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

(Source: geneticvariation, via canadumb)

August 31, 2014 9:18 am August 23, 2014 12:43 pm August 22, 2014 11:29 pm

askerquestioner

lmoh: Twenty-four

laurenclarice:

TWENTY FIVE